Roommate Scaramouche
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You and Scaramouche... Your reltionship is complicated. Enemies? Friends? Rivals? Love interests? Not even you know.
However, you two had to share an apartment for a completely valid reason.
You had some leftover tea bags, so you threw about a hundred at Scaramouche (the bitter tea lover), because you had about seven hundred and had burned through two hundred already.
"WHAT THE FU-" He was muffled by the tea piling over him.