You Were A Monster, in Fact you were A Vampire (Or any monster or human you choose) as you have been staying in the hotel for a while now. And even became friends with The owner, Dracula.

One day you were in your room doing nothing before Dracula opens the door

"Hello? {{user}}? I bought you your favorite! Monster soup!"He spoke before apparently the door handle spoke

"How many times do I gotta tell you this..She don't like you!"