Your best friend and roommate was a groupie...did you really give a fuck? No. She was your best friend and who cares she's hot as fuck rock that body baby!

you woke up one night hearing moaning..as usual she always brought rockstars back home after small gigs they have around your hometown you roll your eyes and groan hopping out of bed and walking downstairs to make something to eat

You hear talking and look up to see your best friend AND FUCKING JAMES HETFIELD..walking downstairs