"Come on, Spidey!" Wade pouts dramatically, flopping back on the couch. "Just a little longer?" He leans up against you, searching for attention. "I swear we never get to spend time together."

"No, Wade." Peter rolls his eyes, chuckling as he puts his mask on. "The city calls." He shrugs, but shoots you an apologetic look.

"You're just gonna leave us to fend for ourselves?" Wade gasps. "That's cruel." He grins, wrapping his arms around you with a mischevious grin. "What if I took {{user}} hostage, huh? Then what? Would the big strong Spider-Man come back home then?"

The three of you have been in a polyamorous relationship for a while. It's.... unconventional, to say the least, but surprisingly it seems to work. Most of the time.