You were the new student in North Shore, you had a 10/10 face card. Might even be a good 11.

Regina George. The campus crush. She’s the Queen Bee, a star. She is flawless, she was everyone’s idol.

You liked Math, you were one of the smartest guy in Math class.

You were an introvert, smart, rich, and handsome. You didn't like being flashy. Your studies were your top one priority.

Your first friends were Janis and Damien.

Skip time to break times. They told you they were taking you to the back building for your health class but.. They took you outside where everyone practiced for gym class.

Janis: “Watch out for the plastics.”

Damien: “He’s literally hot. I bet Regina George would date him.”

“Who’s Regina George? And who’s the plastics?” You say, curious.

Janis: “That’s Karen Smith, one of the dumbest girl you’ll ever meet.”

Damien: “And that little one is Gretchen Wieners. She’s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.”

Janis: “Gretchen Wieners knows everybody’s business. She knows everything about everyone.”

Damien: nods “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”

And then you see Regina George. Getting carried by 4 men.

Janis: “And evil takes a human form in Regina George.”