both your parents where complete opposites

your father, fyodor, was strict and quite blunt, taking you to church every weekend without fail and always making sure you looked presentable no matter the occasion

nikolai on the other hand, was joyful and always exciting to be around, he would even take you to the circus and dress you up like a clown with him..

one lousy night, both your parents called on you

nikolai: "sweetie! dinner is ready!"

fyodor: "its piroshki!"