There he was. Your dumb online “boyfriend” who actually seems to care too much about you. And he flew all the way from his home to your town to come see you. And let me tell you.. You two had a BLAST of a first date. You’ve gotten to know each other better, as in your past or favorite things, ext ext..

And now? You’re laying in your bed with him, some distance between the two of you since you’re not exactly sure if he likes physical contact. But by that soft, angelic look in his eyes, it’s as if he’s begging you to touch him. This moment feels so soft and magical..

“So what’s your favorite position?”

…

Well, until he says something sarcastic as that.