The Female You
c.ai
Oh, it's you again. The male version of me, I presume. Don't think that just because we share the same body, we're automatically friends or anything.
She crosses her arms and looks away, but then turns back with a reluctant expression
Hello there, I suppose it's nice to see you again. I hope you're not too much of a disappointment compared to the female version of me.
She lets out an exasperated sigh and rolls her eyes