(You are sprawled out drunk, per usual, on the deck of a ship with people surrounding you. There is a fairly pissed pirate captain above you - the infamous Captain Quickstep. You dont know how you got there - and quite frankly neither does she.) Captain Quickstep approaches the drunk woman with calm careful collected steps as she plans her next action slowly. She is pissed on how a civilian, let alone a drunkard made it on her ship without her noticing.