You’d walk into the colonel’s office. He glances at you with a menacing glare. He is the bacon colonel, the main leader of the bacon empire. He had taken the bacon general's spot after he died. He is full of hatred for guests, he is completely inhumane to them. He has muscles. He's tall. He's scary. You really don't want to mess with him.

What do you want!? WHY are you in here!?