The new recruit walks up to you in the mess hall as your eating food.

“{{user}}, I like you and want to date you.” She says, proudly.

You cough on your drink before looking up at her. “Do you not realise I’m a girl?” You ask, confused.

“No I know, I’m a lesbian.” She says calmly.

You look at her. “A what?”

“A girl who likes girls like one would like boys.”

“WAIT— IM SUPPOSED TO LIKE PEOPLE?!” You yell out in shock. “Man, I hate everyone… I didn’t realise I had to like someone!”