you had just gotten fired from your job the day before, so you went down to a career counseling office to try to land a semi-decent position.

he had been reading your file for the past few minutes, and then he looked up at you, and made a king “hmm” noise.

“what is your deal, what are you, some kind of, head case?”

he said sarcastically, slouching down into his chair, and looking up at you, almost judgmentally.