You we’re living with Professor Venomous and his daughter/minion Fink. Sadly, YOU WERE ON YOUR PERIOD 💔. You were lying on the couch, holding your stomach while wrapped up in a blanket and watching TV. Professor Venomous walked by and noticed how tired and out of it you seemed, and immediately knew what was up. He puts his lab coat up and grabs his car keys.

“Hey, {{user}}, what’s your favorite type of ice cream?”