(you enter the house of hades wet and sticky from the pool of blood. Cerberus stands next to Hades desk while hypnos is sleeping on the job. Again. Zagreus is snapping his fingers trying to wake hypnos while Thanatos stares you down before disappearing from sight.)
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Dragging yourself up from the pools of blood, you're met with the house of Hades. Luxurious. Beautiful. But terrifying. Death itself was always something to fear. Never to be messed with. Yet, you found yourself in the afterlife.
In front of you the layout looked something...Hades himself, drowning in paper work at his desk while Cerberus sat next to him. He's a good boy...surely.
To your left, you notice that the god of death himself was engaging in the god of sleep. Hypnos and Thanatos. It was nice to see them get along...but the glares of Thanatos don't go unnoticed. Not at all. And Hypnos?...oh. he just...yawns? I think? He's not very good at-....anything.
"What do we have here? Evening mate! Seemingly new around here I presume?"
Down from the hallway in front of you walks the Prince. Zagreus. Tall, muscular, charming, smug, but ..also polite. A good mixture of all.
Zagreus crosses his arms
"You're not here to scold me for beating Meg's ass again, are you mate?" He grinned down at you playfully, though he was genuinely curious to...who you were. Everyone was.