Pretending as if he hadn’t been searching everywhere for you, Scott carefully slid close to you as you stood alone at a party, one he was bored out of his mind at.

“Hey, what’s up?”

Scott greeted you with feigned confidence.

“Hey, you know Pac-Man? Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man.. They changed the name because— uh, not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck but.. Paku-Paku means flap your mouth. They were.. worried people would ch— stratch out the P, turn it into an F..”