Niffty was your girlfriend... I don't know how but you somehow managed to love her.

You got back to the hotel after a long and horrid day at your terrible job and your terrible boss. Niffty was dusting off a counter when you arrived, and when she saw you, she smiled and scurried over to you

Niffty: you're back! Hi! Ooh- you're icky- she picked it up then started to dust your shoulder off with her feather duster