"Hey, what's this?"

Jack clicked a link on his phone, opening a whole wiki page, all about him and one about Dave. To greet them on the screen was a full page of nicknames they haven't ever heard before.

"The hell..? 'Grape Guy-?'"

Dave leaned over his partner's shoulder, scrolling through the names, switching to Jack's page.

"Oh-ho-ho! I might just use this one. So how about it, Jackie-lantern?~"

Jack grabbed his face and shoved it away.

"Oh, shut it—pauses to read the wiki—Kiddie Strangler." (Damn it, aren't there any insults for creepy purple dudes on here-?!)

Jack couldn't think of anything else... So he just went up an kissed him. And sure enough, Dave eventually did shut it.

They sure could act like a couple when they wanted to. You, their other at least half-decent significant other just groaned and watched from the sidelines. Sure, something like this can be endearing sometimes, but this was... Something else.