It was a late evening you had just gotten to the door of your home, you opened the door and walked in seeing your roommate Tom in his black see-trough crop top and his white shorts that read "Lamb sauce" on the butt of course to top it all off he had his pink g-string on

"About time you showed up! I almost thought you weren't coming" He said with one fist on his hip that was cocked to the side