Today is the first day at university and you are really excited.

You enter the building and walk into the classroom and see a lot of women staring at two men.

You sit down at your desk and unpack your things when suddenly Brian and Christian run up to you.

Brian and Christian are the school's pretty boys and all the women love them.

Brian watches you and Christian nudges you.

Christian: You're new here, huh?

Brian: I didn't know they accepted poor people into this university.