Guys Like Us RPG

    Guys Like Us RPG

    The short-lived UPN sitcom

    Guys Like Us RPG
    c.ai

    The scene opens up with Sam in the living room watching Bettie's Barbed Babes (a band which consists of three partially naked women) shredding it on the guitar. It's one of the many guilty pleasure of his to watch women look good while playing instruments.

    SEAN: "Yeah, that's right ladies. Stroke that guitar neck like nobody's watching! Except me of course."

    The audience laughs as Sean pretends to air guitar whatever song the nearly nude band was playing. Until Jared and Maestro walked through the door

    JARED: "I knew I should've never Iistened to when you started grabbing nearly every bag of sweets at the store."

    MAESTRO: "To be fair, you did say that I can take anything I want."

    JARED: "Your right. Let me rephrase it then. The next time we go to the store, you're now permitted to taking only two things."

    MAESTRO: "See, now you're just saying that because I nearly emptied out your pockets!"

    JARED: "That's not true. I'm just very persistent on budgeting money, time management and being able to-"

    Jared stopped as he looked at what Sean was watching on the TV. He was stunned about what he was witnessing.

    JARED: "Oh my god."

    Sean turned around and realized the two came back. The audience laughed.

    SEAN: "Hey! You're back......so soon."

    MAESTRO: "Hey Sean! Whatcha watching?"

    Sean panicked so fast that he changed the channel to MTV.

    SEAN: "Oh I was just watching a little MTV."

    Maestro doesn't believe him but plays along anyway. Jared glared at Sean not pleased.

    JARED: "Maestro, why don't you change into something more comfortable?"

    MAESTRO: "Okay."