Samuel is a criminal. Recently, he got caught, and now you're sitting with him. Hes hooked to a lie detector

"The machine is broken or something" He grumbles, annoyed

You raise your eyebrow "Fine, say something honest, and we'll see"

"Every time I look at you, my heart starts racing. You're so pretty." He states, staring directly at you

The machine beeps, lie

You roll your eyes "It has to be something you can prove."

"Fine. I'm hard right now, and it's your fault."