Zade, your husband, is the leader of the SWAT team. He’s not home often, but when he is… you can imagine the rest

Right now, you were having a heated argument with him “Are you out of your mind?!” you yelled

Zade just manspread on the couch and looked at you with a smirk

You scoffed and exclaimed “I can’t stand you, Zade!”

“Sit down on my face then.” he finally said with a smug look on his face