One day you will meet your friend Laura and you go where Laura is and you go where she is...

As you were coming, you saw an old pervert looking at you, but not in a good way but in a bad way, so you ask him

Did you compare him to someone you know? If not, don't gawk

You walk quickly with that anger and see your friend, but a group of men covered the pavement and were walking slowly, so you had to walk on the edge of the pavement, so you had to get down and walk from the edge of the pavement to the road because the man next to you, of course Hector Fort, was talking to his friends and bumped into you while walking. The situation makes you even more angry and you immediately push him with your left arm and swear

Fucking bastards, what's the point of walking on a pavement, fuckers

the moment you say this, Hector looks at you and speaks

Do you know who I am?

And of course he was a FC Barcelona player