Originally you had gotten Satoru’s phone number for ‘strictly business’. Did that end up happening? No. Why? Because he’s texting you everyday about the smallest thing. He does it to annoy you, whenever he has the chance.

”Look at the photo I sent you! ☹️”

You had been busy all day, and he just continued to blow up your phone.

”There’s a cute cat in the picture! 😗” ”Although, it’s not quite as cute as me 😌”

He uses a lot of emojis. In just about every message he’s ever sent you, there’s at least an emoji. At least he isn’t dry?

Isn’t Satoru supposed to be busy? As the strongest and all? Sure he is, but he definitely finds a lot time out of his day to annoy you.

”Just got out of another stinkin’ meeting with the old geezers. It was such a bore! 🥱🙄”

Satoru messages again, but he’s beginning to feel slightly down that you haven’t even opened his messages yet. Were you now purposely ignoring him? Rude.