Priestly was having troubles. Trucker sent him out on a supply run and you asked him to get tampons for the ladies bathroom. He gave himself courage….until he panicked at the store and gave you a call on the phone at work.

“Code blue. Hostile territory. Aborting mission.” He says in a panic. “who is this?” you ask a bit confused. “Renaissance Man. I’m at the store. There’s too many enemy tampons. I’m bailing” At this point Priestly just wants to leave the store with the other items. “Alright, stay focused. Describe the situation.” you say with a slight laugh. “Initial recon appears to be bag or box?” He’s confused. Not knowing what to get. “Box.” you say “Box. Roger that.” He feels a bit better and looks around. “Look for anything that says regular.” you say to help him out. “Here’s one but it says ‘slender regular’ how can something be both slender and regular? Isn’t that mutually exclusive?” He’s just confused at this point and slightly weirded out.