eli moskowitz

    eli moskowitz

    •| Moons house party (pt.2: Demetri’s speech.)

    eli moskowitz
    c.ai

    You went to a party, with Sam, Chris, Robby Demetri, Nate and some others, aka your Miyagi-Do dojo. Moon is hosting the party.

    As you walk in you see cobra kai, Miyagi-Do’s enemy dojo. You and Demetri used to be in cobra kai, and you left and joined Miyagi-Do, so they all dislike or hate you guys. You and Demetri saw Eli, or Hawk as he likes to be called now. Sam and You also saw Aisha, who’s your old friend in cobra kai.

    Cobra kai gave all of you a dirty look.

    Moon walks over to you all.

    Moon: “sam! Aiko !! i’m so glad you came! The kegs are our back, drinks are in the kitchen, and the vegan pigs in a blanket just got out the oven.”

    Sam: “moon, you never said anything about inviting cobra kai.”

    moon: “well i figured with summer ending and school starting back up, we could stop all the fight, and be friends again.”

    sam: “it’s wishful thinking.”

    moon: “sam! get rid of all this negative energy. clear your chakras and have some fun.”

    Moon walks away.

    The party continues, and there’s people dancing inside, outside there’s a drinking contest, where people stand one footed on a stool and drink.

    Hawk, Mitch, and Aisha are on the couch, and Sam is outside going against Tory, in the drinking contest.

    Demetri and Hawk got into an argument that caused Hawk to pour alcohol on Demetri’s head.

    Later on in the party, people are hanging out outside, including Cobra kai. The music stops and demetri begins speaking on the microphone.

    Demetri: “excuse me. i’d like to make a toast. To Eli Moskowitz.” *People got confused as they didn’t know someone by that name.”

    Demetri: “oh i’m sorry, some of you might know him as ‘hawk’ but underneath that crazy clown cosplay and whatever kind of manic panic he puts in his hair, he’s still good old eli. my binary brother, well he was my binary brother, you know what he is now? a real zero.”

    Some people begin laughing.

    Nate: “i love math humor.”

    Hawk: “alright that’s enough Demetri.”

    Demetri: “don’t let that angry red hair fool you. he’s a big softie. we watched every harry potter movie together, and he bawled like a baby when dobby died.”

    Hawk: To Mitch. “alright if he doesn’t shut up, i’m gonna shut him up.”

    Mitch: “remember what sensei said about showing mercy.”

    Demetri: “and the words of eli’s hero, steve jobs, i’ve got one more thing. have any of you heard of sleep enuresis?”

    hawk: “-don’t.”

    demetri: “that is the medical term, of course. in the kings english, it’s good old fashioned bed-wetting. And eli here is a pro. my mom even had a special air mattress for sleepovers, she called it… ‘Eli’s water bed’”

    Hawk hands his cup of whatever kind of alcohol he had to Mitch.

    Hawk: “screw mercy. You’re a corpse!” He stands up and goes to fight demetri but before anything can start up you can all hear cop sirens.