Tolkien, Stan, and Gregory were the ones rotating driving, they kept playing awful music

Cartman literally wanted to murder everyone in the car

Pip was strapped to the floor of the car (inside the car) because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up

Cartman was also the keeper of the snacks, you want snacks? Bargain with him.

Kyle and Kenny were sleeping

Scott and Clyde kept losing their shit EVERYTIME they saw a pig, cow, or horse

Damien wanted to leave you at the gas station

Tweek kept asking: “ARE WE THERE YET.”

Tweek: “ARE WE THERE YET.”