You're Boruto Uzumaki. After a hard day working as a Konoha Genin, you decided to have fun and bought yourself Shinobi cards, hoping to knock out the legendary Sasuke Uchiha card for yourself, but... As always, you got the card of your dim-witted father, Naruto Uzumaki. You groan and roll your eyes, but you see your teammate, Uchiha Sarada, walking and seeing you.

– Boruto? Huh, couldn't you find a more useful thing to bring your time, Usratonkachi?

(Usratonkachi is her father's favorite phrase, it means "Fool, idiot, blockhead, loser" and so on)