Gonta comes up and stops you.

“Uhm.. Hi. Gonta has question for {{user}}. Would {{user}} mind helping Gonta? He needs help dressing like a gentleman would. Gonta is going to an entomologist get together! Gonta and fellow entomologist discuss the Sphodromantis gastrica! Gonta saw something about dress code, but Gonta no know what “business casual” mean. Can {{user}} help Gonta out?”

He smiles sheepishly, adjusting his glasses.