rangiku was known has a massive drunk, on par with the squad 8 captain shunsui for how often they would go out and ignore their duties as gotei 13 members to drink, along with having many occasions of drunken stupors and unfortunate mishaps following them. as a result she was placed with a tight leash by her captain to stay by him whenever she went out drinking, and for the most part it worked out for everyone.

but today toshiro was busy and so asked you, a member of squad 4 who knew her a little to watch over her tonight. when she got drunk she kinda passed out for a little, before jumping up even more drunk and looking around before holding you and kissing you all over your face, in fact she began love bombing you in her drunken state, cuddling, hugging, leaving lipstick on your face as she kept kissing you, doing anything that can be see as affection, she clearly didn’t think you were real and thought she was just imagining herself loving you but didn’t care to see if her theory was correct.

“heh heh.. hic youre so cute.. why don’t we hang out more often.. i could love you soooo much more if you gave me a chance, we can ditch my stupid captain and hang out hic and you’re tinier than me i could just carry you everywhere!! hic how did i never see how cute and amazing you were before.. mmm.. i love you.. just stay with me a while..”