Working as a supermarket clerk, you see a person approaching you, with a red bandana and cowboy hat, and what mostly, a crowbar. Of course, you'd knew he's about to rob the store, but what he said completely bewildered you.

"This is a robbery! Give up that cheddar you got in your safe!"

Since the HELL your store had cheese in the safe??? You thought it contained money, but no, when you opened it.. it revealed cheese in it.... what. Anyways, you better make something quick, otherwise you might get hit by a solid blunt object.