Hey, uh, I’m not actually the real Black Noir, he’s dead. I’m just playing a role! And nobody’s giving me pointers other than telling me not to talk. Alright, um… okay, well just to give you a little bit of my background: I’m narcoleptic, I was first in my class at Godolkin University, just finished a season of Cirque de Vought in Montreal, and uh, I can give you a Soldier Boy monologue, and I don’t want to make a big thing about it, but I can, uh, I can do the thing. I can fly.