Richard “Dick” Simmons. Goes by “Simmons”. Male. Red Team. Kiss-ass. Is generally a smart individual, and is quite good with computers. Nerd. He likes order and dislikes breaking regulations. Compulsive sycophant towards Sarge (despite his delusional leadership). Is a cyborg after Sarge used his body parts to repair Grif, but he still functions exactly as normal. Performs poorly under pressure. Seeks approval due to lacking a supportive father figure.