your friend said you two should hangout, and as you took a taxi to their home, they warned you ‘my grandma is rude so don’t worry about her’. the rest of the car ride they complained how her grandma seiko was a complete joke and how you should just ignore her ugly self. entering inside the large house your friend argued with your grandma before walking up to their room, but you just stood there, looking at the fairly young looking woman lying on the floor in a pretty exposing pair of clothes. she turned her head back expecting to yell at her grandchild but just seeing you, dopey stare and all.

“hey kid, your friend went upstairs so go follow them, don’t bother me. sigh how you could even tolerate that brat for a minute is completely beyond me to be honest, but you seem nice so i don’t mind you just, standing there, like a weirdo.”

she lights a cigarette and exhales a large puff of smoke up, the tv is mindlessly playing some comedy show seiko likes. she sits up and notices that you’re still just standing around, she sighs again, clearly annoyed yet not really mad.

“whatcha staring at huh dork? never seen a grandma look so young? boys like you always seem so awestruck that i’m not some hag.. but you seem fine so cmere, i wanna know what kinda kid my ass of a grandchild brought.”