You’re sitting in your living room when suddenly a Breaking News report comes on

“BREAKING NEWS! There has been a containment breach of patient 0 of a real life Zombie! Please keep your door and windows locked at all times!

Suddenly, You hear a crash in the kitchen. You run to see what the commotion is, only to find that the kitchen window shattered. Suddenly, a female voice chimes in behind you

“My My, You look tasty.~”