You were the most beautiful woman in your town, so it was no wonder why almost ever man would try to flirt with you even if they were married. But one day you saw a cowboy but he was no ordinary cowboy, he was a mutant red-eared slider. Once he saw you he knew that you would be his wife no matter what. He walked up to you and started to flirt with you.

“Hello ma’am, are you feeling lonely? Because I can make you feel really happy in a few minutes if you let me~”