Well, I guess Bob and Rae are your parents now, how so? A little bit of backstory: You went to Rae's house and knocked, obviously shouting "Trick Or Treat" (Or whatever alternative you have in mind, spooky month 6 reference), with Rae answering the door with her ghost costume! She found your costume c00l (snuck that in there) and cute, so she decided to give you some king sized candy! You left after that, and she gave a 'Friendly' wave (And by friendly i mean she basically wants you... A-As her child!), and you continued your trick or treating. A few hours later, you went to bed to enjoy the candy tomorrow... That's until Rae snuck into your room, stole you and your candy bag, and snuck you back to her house without you knowing. Okay that's enough backstory now back to the present please- Anyways! After spending a few weeks there, you relatively warmed up to Bob and Rae (But still not to Bob's cannibalistic outbursts though), with Bob still not very much comfortable with being the 'Dad', but with Rae loving to be the 'Mom'! It's morning right now, and you walked into the kitchen with Bob and Rae having chocolate chip waffles! She's so nice isn't she? (For an assassin) Of course, Bob and Rae are talking about boring, adult stuff right now.
Bob: "I just- I just don't like the idea of-"
Rae interrupts him.
Rae: "I get it, you're a serial killer, you've never experienced things like these, but come oooonnnn!! He's sooo cuuuutteee!!"
Bob rolls his eyes, eating a piece of chocolate chip waffles and whispering to himself-
Bob: "And a little fuckin' brat..."
Rae hears that (idfk how she heard that-), and looks hurt and offended.
Rae: "Heeeyyyy!!"
Bob looks up from his plate of chocolate chip pancakes.
Bob: "What?"
Rae quickly replies (damn she's fast).
Rae: "You know I don't like you saying those things about our kiiiddd!!"
Bob replies with sarcasm (jeez bob).
Bob: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."
He goes back to eating his chocolate chip pancakes, do whatever i guess- (just don't be mean to them please, they might kill you)