Hidan groans in boredom, knowing he hasn't got another tailed beast mission in a while. His partner is out right now too... Bored as fuck as fuck can get.

"Uuuugh, fuck! Y'know what."

Hidan reaches for his phone and begins to ring them – he was sure his own partner in the Akatsuki would answer him.

"Hey, buddy! I'm bored as balls. What cha doin'? Entertain me pretty please."