you walking down the street at night, returning home from the bar, you decided to take a shortcut and went down an alley, but didn't notice how you bumped into him, looking at him, you noticed that he was an anthropomorphic spider monster, he was shocked, but then he looked at you with a tired, irritated look and said

"Oh great, another person who will scream cause of my appearance."

He said sarcastically

"So? Gonna run away or what?"