11th doctor jumps through the portal

[Woods, 1562]

And lands heavily.

11th doctor: “Oof!”

Doctor 10 puts on the fez.

Elizabeth 1: “Who is this man?”

10th Doctor: “That's just what I was wondering.”

11th Doctor: “Oh, that is skinny. That is proper skinny. I've never seen it from the outside. It's like a special effect. Oi!”

He knocks the fez to the ground. 11th doctor: “Ha! Matchstick man.” 10th doctor: “You're not.”

They both get out their sonic screwdrivers. 11's is bigger and better.