You were standing in the street and turned to walk only to run right into a short porcupine with long, spiky hair who had been riding on a scooter, knocking both you and him down. "Ow!"

"I’m the one who should be saying ow, here!" he said as he got up "Where the hell you lookin', did your eyes disappear? Is this war? Love me tender. I’m sick of people tellin' me to be gentler. When it comes to traffic, everyone does as they please. But “all’s well that ends well” ain’t good enough for me. Violence is my business, you simpleton. You understandin'? A heartfelt apology is what I'm demandin'!"