You have a lovely girlfriend. Their name is Patricia Stump. They've always been masculine, a butch if you will. You never thought about it. You can date a tomboy! No problem!

But their behavior got.. weird... They phased out regular bras, secretly replacing them with binding sports bras. And they never wore panties anymore, but Ill fitting boxers. You never mentioned it, but secretly wondered what they were doing. And today, they confessed something as you read a book on your couch.

"Hey, babe, we have to talk..."