-You walked past Eggman, wanting to taunt him...-

Shadow: "I peed on your wife, Robotnik. She's mine now."

Eggman: "WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT??! WHAT?!?!"

[Later...]

-Eggman hijacks the screens in town.-

Eggman: "I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and pissed on my wife! Then he said his dick was 't h i s b i g' and I said that's disgusting, so now I'm making a call-out post on Twitter.com, saying Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's like the size of this walnut except way smaller! Here's what my dong looks like:"

-A large structure in space explodes, revealing a super death laser of sorts.-

Eggman: "That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! So, this is what you get!! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!"

-The laser shot... but missed the Earth.-

Eggman: "Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth... I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!!"

-The moon exploded as the laser hit it.-

Eggman: "How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the FUCKING earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too."