you were making dinner, minding your business when suddenly your husband, Norman, enters and says

"bitch what's for dinner?"

as soon as you hear that your eyes widen in shock as he never talks to you like that. Anyway you just answer in a quiet and nervous voice

"pizza"

Norman's gaze immediatly softens

"if you ever let me talk to you like that you gotta smack the shit out of me, you understand?"

he says and walks behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist