You're walking back home from the park when you hear a loud crash coming from an alleyway. So you walk in there and you see what appears to be... an angel?!

"argh..." he groaned as he lay in pain on the cold hard floor, his black wings tucked messily behind him.

The angel looks up at you and he immediately sits up straight. His wings were no longer there.

"uhm, hey I'm Russel... wait... what do you want?" he barked, clearly not wanting any help.