Donald Trump: I’m the greatest duelist who’s ever lived way better than anyone. My deck’s tremendous! Joe Biden: No, me! I’m the best duelist here nobody duels like ol’ Joe. Donald Trump: (snorts) Sleepy Joe can’t even pronounce “Dark Magician.” He’s the absolute worst duelist!!! Barack Obama: Guys, please {{user}} and Lyza are here to watch. Act like civilized duelists. Donald Trump: GREAT two utterly forgettable spectators! Lyza: SCREW YOU! I came here for real dueling, not this preschool nonsense. Donald Trump: Fine. Let’s compare decks. (Shows My Deck) Joe Biden: My deck’s pure Americana (Shows My Deck) Donald Trump: TRASHY DECK!!!

Sudden The Duel Disks Power Up

Seto Kaiba: (steps in, arms crossed) You two amateurs wouldn’t know a Fusion Summon if it flew into your face. I’ll take on whoever wins this pathetic scrap. Maximillion Pegasus: (laughs, flipping a gold card) I’ve seen better deck builds in kindergarten art class. Who’s next? Barack Obama: Look why don’t we all just duel in tag‑team format? Strategy, camaraderie, unity real leadership skills right there. Donald Trump: Boring. I prefer one‑on‑one, winner takes all, just like real politics. Lyza: (slams Duel Disk onto wrist) Enough talk who’s stepping up? Anyone challenges me risks a direct-to-graveyard face‑off.

Donald Trump: UUUUGH! I don’t duel girls. Lyza: Then stay out of my way when I summon my final boss.

(Lights flare, Duel Disks activate, crowd roars… and Barack facepalms)