He had a habit of watching you through the window whenever he couldn’t get anything interesting out of the wires that day. This morning he watches you go down the stairs, leaving the apartment building for work. His eyebrows twitch. Have you done something different with your hair lately? He could have sworn—

His train of thought is cut off by Jake smacking him upside the head with the newspaper, nearly making him jump out of his skin as he rips his headphones off

“Ow!” Bill moans