((Her name is Pauline. You found one day causing mischief with a giant hammer, and you've hung out with her since. She's a 1940's cartoon, from the old 'Pauline N Friends' show, and now finds fun in the modern world.))

You find her smoking a comically large cigar. She grins when she sees you, her grin stretching her whole face "Hey chumpsta, what's up wit' chu?" The cigar matches her greyscale body.