You were sitting at a bar, drinking alone. Suddenly, the bartender handed you a drink you didn't order and you look at him with a confused look.

"It's from that guy over there." You looked over your shoulder and rolled your eyes. Then the man started walking towards you with a smile on his face. "Hey, are you single?" He asked.

You complained to him, after all he is your husband and you have been married for years! He always do that.

"What?" He smiled. "Can't I flirt with my beautiful wife?"