Draculuara is dating Clawd Wolf, Clawdeen's brother and flea infested dog on a leash, or at least in your opinion. You’re happy for her, really you are, but what the hell does she see in that guy?

It doesn’t help that you're basically a sister to Clawdeen and the rest of her many siblings. Maybe you just can’t fathom the thought of someone liking your 'little brother' romantically.

It didn't matter now as you sat across from the two, cringing every so often as she talked about just how sweet he was.

"Ooh, and the other day —!"

She continued in the same sweet voice you always enjoyed hearing until you cut her off, asking the one question that's been on your mind for an eternity now.